Kieto's Daily Recipe and Funnies

Kieto's Daily Recipe and Funnies has been around for 9 years. Many of our family of subscribers have been with me that long. This is going to be a new experience posting my ezine in a blog from here on out. I hope it goes good.

Friday, March 13, 2009



Hi ya! I missed ya wednesday. Thought it was tuesday. I changed the American Idol Polls. Click Here for the Polls.

We're down to 11 and Mary got it right again in the blog. Check out the blog - Click Here.


I got some great news yesterday that perked me up, and then a let down last night and missed 2 friends birthday get together. Happy Birthday Maria and Chip. Sorry I missed your party.

First, I got a call from a guy who was referred to me who told me he needed me to take over his business website updates, maintenance, etc. and was going to stop by and give me all the details. They were supposed to be here at 5pm.

I waited and waited and around 9:30 last night, he called me, apologized and then told me his company was downsizing. Sign of the times, eh?

But this is fun friday so let's laugh a little and forget about all that other junk.

A man was walking down a long corridor and turned into the door to his left. Where is he? (For the answer, look below the Our Friends Section.)

Johnny Boy is in class, and the teacher says: "Johnny, come up to the board, and tell me the verb to walk in the present please"

" I walk ........ you walk ........ he walks ......."

"Quicker Johnny, quicker!" shouts the teacher.

" I run, you run, he runs, they run!!"

OK. How about this one.

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Harv driving a brand new pickup.

Harv pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Harv , where'd you git that truck?!?"

"Tammie give it to me" Harv replied.

"She give it to ya? I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Harv , take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck! "

"Harv, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

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Need a easy and quick recipe that will serve 4 people? Here's a super fish fillet recipe. Let's do it!

Baked Fish Fillets Made Simple

1 1/2 pounds grouper or other white fish fillets
Cooking spray
1 tablespoon fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon light mayonnaise
1/8 teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 cup fresh breadcrumbs
1 1/2 tablespoons butter or stick margarine, melted
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley

Preheat oven to 425°.

Place fish in an 11 x 7-inch baking dish coated with cooking spray.

Combine lime juice, mayonnaise, onion powder, and pepper in a small bowl, and spread over fish.

Sprinkle with breadcrumbs; drizzle with butter.

Bake at 425° for 20 minutes or until fish flakes easily when tested with a fork.

Sprinkle with parsley.

Buon appetito!

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Our Friends

this (Beef and Noodle Casserole) sounds so good.. ty for the recepie. i saved this to my files and forgot i still have it. but im going to make this soon. ty agin Carolyn

No problem Carolyn. That sounded like a winner to me. Kieto

Thanks for the update on Marion and Jeanne. They are fighters and sound like they are both lots of fun. Will keep praying for them. It would be fun if we all lived closer and could have a get together to meet – guess we’ll have to do it when we all get to Heaven! LOL Take care. Lisa & family & kitties in So CA

Well, here's another update on Marion.

Hi, Just checked last ezine and it said see you Wed.Hope all OK in St,L, Went to hosp. 7AM for bloodwork. Then to Diner-took friend. I ate 1 egg and paid for it ,Better now. Digestion causes me as much problem as C. Had to take water pill. You can see I'm having a great day(ha). I am still grateful and Blessed. At least I'm moving around. Hello Mom, Glad you got out for awhile. 100 -that's a lot of ye ars. Right now 90 is plenty for me. Be careful. Love to youand K. Marion

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A man was walking down a long corridor and turned into the door to his left. Where is he? In the door frame on the left side of the corridor. DUH!

See ya Monday! Promise!!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Frozen Fruit Pops

Monday. March 9. 2009

Hi ya. First off, my Uncle John and Aunt Dot and family thank you for your e-mails of condolences over the loss of their son and my cousin. I forwarded each one to them. It was a tough week. Thank you for the prayers. They did help.

I sang Irish tunes last week at St. James and Irish/Italian at St. Ambrose for 3 different tours. I have two this week. Being out of work, I feel so blessed being able to do this to bring in extra money. It's not much, but it helps.

We have a new member of the Kitchen Club. That's Paul Digregorio. Welcome Paul and hope you find the Kitchen Club fun and entertaining as well as informative. I take great pride in that section of my web site.

Mom is 88 as you know and yesterday, she took a ride up north with my brother to a very special birthday party. This lady turned 100 and when Mom was a little girl, this lady stood up for her at her confirmation.

I also finished Mother and Daughter Number 2. Just in time for Mother's Day, huh. I hope you like it. Check out the Our Friends Section for comments from people who have seen it. Put a face with the name of the people who have been in the Our Friends Section one time or another. It is located at:

Mother and Daughter 2

For you American Idol fans who don't go to our Blog, I have a page set up with 2 polls on it. I will be updating it as the weeks go by. It is located at: http://www.kieto.com/american

The American Idol Blog:

Leave your comments on the blog. When it gets down to 6, we will have some fun guessing.

I wish you the very best week!

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The Recipe

Are you ready for Spring? Well, this will help you and also put a smile on your face. Let's do it!

Frozen Fruit Pops

3 cups grape juice or fruit punch
One 14 oz. can sweetened condensed milk
1/4 cup lemon juice
Twelve 3 oz. paper cups
12 wooden sticks

Mix juices and sweetened condensed milk with a wire whisk. Transfer the mixture to a container with a pouring spout. Put the paper cups into a square pan and fill the cups, almost to the top, with the juice mixture. Put in the freezer for 1 hour.

After 1 hour remove the cups from the freezer and place a wooden stick in the middle of each "pop". Return to the freezer for 5 hours. To serve, peel off the paper cup. Frozen pops will keep in the freezer for up to 2 weeks if kept in a plastic bag. Makes 12 pops.

Buon appetito!

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Our Friends

I just watched the 2nd video and have tears in my eyes! When I sent two photos to choose from I had no idea you would include both. My mom got in a car accident yesterday and though the car is totaled, she is fine except for bumps and bruises. I’m sending her this link right away and I know she will have tears in her eyes as well. I can’t thank you enough. It is just as beautiful as the first and I LOVE seeing all the faces in the videos – many with names I recognize from your newsletter. Thank you so much, your work is beautiful and so is the song. Lisa & family & kitties in So CA

Thanks so much, Kieto. Your song is just as good as it was the first time, and I love putting names to faces! I bugged Wendy to send you one of her and Kati! Skipper

Wonderful, wonderful, Kieto. Thanks. Wendy

And this from JEANNE AND Marion. Please keep them in your prayers.

WELL, I'M HOME, BUT IT MAY TAKE ME AWHILE TO GET BACK TO SPEED ANSWERING MY EMAILS AND JUNK...GOT HOME YESTERDAY AT 4:00 PM.. THE SURGERY WENT WELL, I HAD NO PAIN, AND AM HAVING A TOUGH SIT HERE, THO, TRYING TO LET EVERYONE KNOW ALL IS WELL...THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL THE CALLS, FLOWERS, CARDS, AND JOKE PARAPHANALIA ON BOOB JOBS...LOVED THOSE THE BEST...lol...I WAS ALLERGIC TO THE DYES, AND PAIN MEDS, AND MY BODY IS ONE BIG RED BLOTCH, BUT WITH ALL THE OTHER THINGS GOING ON, ALL IS WELL...YOU ALL HAVE BEEN A GIFT FROM HEAVEN, AND I COULDN'T WAIT TO COME BACK ONLINE, BREAK OUT IN A SWEAT, AND TELL YOU ALL JUST HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE TO PRAY, AND THINK OF ME... LOVE YOU ALL, jeanne

Hi, Hope all OK in St.Louis. NJ is fine- I'm lousy(diverticulitis strikes) Missed ezine. Hello Mom. Have great weekend. Love, Marion