Kieto's Daily Recipe and Funnies

Kieto's Daily Recipe and Funnies has been around for 9 years. Many of our family of subscribers have been with me that long. This is going to be a new experience posting my ezine in a blog from here on out. I hope it goes good.

Friday, March 13, 2009



Hi ya! I missed ya wednesday. Thought it was tuesday. I changed the American Idol Polls. Click Here for the Polls.

We're down to 11 and Mary got it right again in the blog. Check out the blog - Click Here.


I got some great news yesterday that perked me up, and then a let down last night and missed 2 friends birthday get together. Happy Birthday Maria and Chip. Sorry I missed your party.

First, I got a call from a guy who was referred to me who told me he needed me to take over his business website updates, maintenance, etc. and was going to stop by and give me all the details. They were supposed to be here at 5pm.

I waited and waited and around 9:30 last night, he called me, apologized and then told me his company was downsizing. Sign of the times, eh?

But this is fun friday so let's laugh a little and forget about all that other junk.

A man was walking down a long corridor and turned into the door to his left. Where is he? (For the answer, look below the Our Friends Section.)

Johnny Boy is in class, and the teacher says: "Johnny, come up to the board, and tell me the verb to walk in the present please"

" I walk ........ you walk ........ he walks ......."

"Quicker Johnny, quicker!" shouts the teacher.

" I run, you run, he runs, they run!!"

OK. How about this one.

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Harv driving a brand new pickup.

Harv pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Harv , where'd you git that truck?!?"

"Tammie give it to me" Harv replied.

"She give it to ya? I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Harv , take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck! "

"Harv, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

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Need a easy and quick recipe that will serve 4 people? Here's a super fish fillet recipe. Let's do it!

Baked Fish Fillets Made Simple

1 1/2 pounds grouper or other white fish fillets
Cooking spray
1 tablespoon fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon light mayonnaise
1/8 teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 cup fresh breadcrumbs
1 1/2 tablespoons butter or stick margarine, melted
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley

Preheat oven to 425°.

Place fish in an 11 x 7-inch baking dish coated with cooking spray.

Combine lime juice, mayonnaise, onion powder, and pepper in a small bowl, and spread over fish.

Sprinkle with breadcrumbs; drizzle with butter.

Bake at 425° for 20 minutes or until fish flakes easily when tested with a fork.

Sprinkle with parsley.

Buon appetito!

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Our Friends

this (Beef and Noodle Casserole) sounds so good.. ty for the recepie. i saved this to my files and forgot i still have it. but im going to make this soon. ty agin Carolyn

No problem Carolyn. That sounded like a winner to me. Kieto

Thanks for the update on Marion and Jeanne. They are fighters and sound like they are both lots of fun. Will keep praying for them. It would be fun if we all lived closer and could have a get together to meet – guess we’ll have to do it when we all get to Heaven! LOL Take care. Lisa & family & kitties in So CA

Well, here's another update on Marion.

Hi, Just checked last ezine and it said see you Wed.Hope all OK in St,L, Went to hosp. 7AM for bloodwork. Then to Diner-took friend. I ate 1 egg and paid for it ,Better now. Digestion causes me as much problem as C. Had to take water pill. You can see I'm having a great day(ha). I am still grateful and Blessed. At least I'm moving around. Hello Mom, Glad you got out for awhile. 100 -that's a lot of ye ars. Right now 90 is plenty for me. Be careful. Love to youand K. Marion

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A man was walking down a long corridor and turned into the door to his left. Where is he? In the door frame on the left side of the corridor. DUH!

See ya Monday! Promise!!

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