Fun Friday

Hi ya! It's fun Friday so I will keep it short today. This was sent to me by Phil!

A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'

The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'

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Rescu-Pup Corner

Learn and Laugh with Rescu-Pup

To all the friends of Kieto, to the animal-rescue shelter and to the nice couple that adopted this puppy...I will always be thankful that you gave me a chance.

Hope you will like our topic for today...It's DINOSAURS! Stomping and roaring, NEVER BORING!! We love dinosaurs...yes we do! Now, learning about dinosaurs is kind of like going to a ball game.

You see, dinosaurs play on TWO TEAMS...Wait till you tell your class about THIS...

1. One team is called CARNIVORES, which means meat-eaters. Lots of different dinosaurs are meat-eaters. You can remember the name of the pitcher for this team,TYRANNOSAURUS also called "T-REX." His huge, sharp teeth guarantee that he can play any position he wants on this team. "T-REX" likes to be pitcher! No problem?

2. The other team is called HERBIVORES, which means plant-eaters. Lots of dinosaurs are plant-eaters. You can remember the name of the pitcher for this team, DIPLODOCUS. His teeth are just right for eating plants, and his long neck helps him reach up to eat leaves on tall trees. Let's hear it for the HERBIVORES pitcher!

All right, MIGHTY MINDS: If you could go back for a few hours and see real dinosaurs... what kind of dinosaur would be the scariest to meet? What kind of dinosaur would be the safest to meet?

IT'S TIME FOR THE GAME!! A sad thing about dinosaurs...there was no National Anthem (like we have "The Star-Spangled Banner") to play before the game. All they had was "The Dinosaur Song"...CHOMP AND CHEW!CHOMP AND CHEW!WINNER GETS 80 QUARTS OF KIETO'S STEW!Then someone yells, "PLAY BALL!!!" Another one for you, MIGHTY MINDS: First of all, KIETO IS NOT IN THE STEW!! Which of Kieto's STEW RECIPES would be great for the HERBIVORES TEAM?

Which recipe would be great for the CARNIVORES TEAM?
l. Beef Stew
2. Stewed Tomatoes

SORRY TO TELL YOU...The game wasn't very exciting this time. DIPLODOCUS pitched, and the ball came WHIZZING back...landed in a tree just outside the fence! It looked like a grapefruit...so delicious!! The HERBIVORES pitcher went running to the tree...OH NO!! He ate the baseball!! The game could not go on...Remember: Being the biggest player on the team doesn't always make you a winner...

I'm proud that you're my friend, Rescu-Pup
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Our Friends

This is from JEANNE!!!

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!'

One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered... 'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!?!'

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See ya Monday with some more delicious Low-Carb Recipes